Nice Strap On!

I'm super impressed with the way he packs it in. And such a long thick wood stick, I can never find them that big. Where you headed there, Justin Patt? I hope he brought some tube socks.

'Bout to be a Revolution

Can you take the tear gas, batons, and rubber bullets? Shon Bollock is gonna break some windows with his massive cobblestones. I wonder if there'll be looting- I'ma get me some free Macy's... run!

Princess Lolly

Somebody get this little sucker back to Candyland before Gloppy the Chocolate Monster steals her. King Kandy... where are you? I don't think just any boy can handle this lollipop. Heather Herbeck already has her King- Yummy!

What More Could a Lady Ask For?

Better yet, this guy has a J O B. All you SWF's, look no further. Jesse Becker's phone number is 1-800-IAM- UR10. Is that a tattoo of an eagle?... An animal lover too!

And So The Journey Begins

With all the essentials included! I can't tell what's hotter- the lift, the brand new boat, or the two stallions getting drunk in bed... of the truck. Hold on tight Latham and Korgan, cause I'm in the driver's seat!

As the Sun Sets in Gotham City

Awakens Shred-Bro-Man, the alter-ego of EJ Etherington. Save me Shred-Bro-Man, save me... from myself. I'll be in distress anytime you want!

I Pledge Allegiance to the Flag

... Of the United State Of Jefferson, and to the Class V for which it stands, one red head, under the influence of alcohol, gidyyup, with guns and moonshine for all, F*** yeah. Thanks Red, this brings a tear to my eye... one for the homies.